In retaliation to Assad’s eleven year old sons Facebook smack down, Barrack Husain Obama released one of his most feared weapons. The high flying, autonomously controlled John Kerry was launched from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue to drone on for twenty minutes about why this involvement in a former French colony is different from our last, in Vietnam.
Kerry’s pre programmed mission was to justify Obama’s escalation of our involvement in Syria civil war that even former White house officials admit is a “no win conflict”. He opened fire, not with high caliber proof but “high confidence” intelligence. Intelligence from the same group that missed 9-11, labeled the Fort Hood shooter e-mails asking if killing other soldiers would make him a martyr “benign”, and never realized one of the Boston bombers went to jihad summer camp. Confidence so high the administration described Kerry’s mission as“trying to buttress our intelligence report”.
To those ends Mr. Kerry liberally borrowed from the State Farm commercial about the internet and French models. (See here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmx4twCK3_I ) He directed disbelievers to the internet for proof and praised the French. He also used the phrase “We Know” like tracer rounds 24 times to bring those nodding off to his droning back on target.
Almost as effortlessly as turning a four month stint in Vietnam into a tour of duty he reported 1,429 people died as a result of the gas attack. Since Doctors Without Borders reported 355 deaths (http://news.yahoo.com/msf-says-355-died-neurotoxic-symptoms-syria-035337017.html ) this sudden inflation can be attributed to just following orders from above. Just like testifying before congress about turning fifty caliber machine guns on innocent Vietnam villagers per orders.
Now that Obama’s Kerry drone is back doing what it does best, spending Theresa Heinz’s money was the mission a success? Did it drone on, unseen and unnoticed and miss its mark? There is no question a gas attack occurred. But was it Assad or our new found allies Al-Qaeda? Have England, the UN changed their minds and now support intervention in Syria’s civil war? Do the American people have a clear understanding of Obama’s rush to teach Assad and his son a lesson? What is our strategy and what do we hope to accomplish? Why did we not intervene in June against the rebels using gas?
Those that have been paying attention will recognize this drone strike as part of the overall Obama Doctrine of always take credit for good news and always, always have a drone to blame for the failures.
Full text of John Kerry’s drone: http://washingtonventwing.com/this-matters-to-us-complete-text-of-john-kerrys-remarks-on-syria/article/2534965