Miley Cyrus’s Rolling Stones chat is the gift that just keeps on giving. On Sept. 27, the magazine published some more manic Miley quotes from the singer’s epic interview.
One of the strangest comments that Miley made had to do with babies. “I was saying yesterday, I had this obsession about this character that’s like an adult baby,” she said. “Like if you see a baby do something like that it’s so warped and weird, but there’s something creepily hot about it. So when I’m in that teddy bear suit, I’m like a creepy, sexy baby.” So was Miley making poor Liam Hemsworth wear a diaper and drink from a baby bottle?
Miley Cyrus isn’t lying when she says that she’s obsessed with a “character that’s like an adult baby.” Back in July she was photographed kissing a man wearing a scary-looking baby mask. And perhaps her baby obsession includes pacifiers—she did admit that she’s a big fan of molly, a.k.a. ecstasy.
I think weed is the best drug on earth. One time I smoked a joint with peyote in it, and I saw a wolf howling at the moon. Hollywood is a coke town, but weed is so much better. And molly, too. Those are happy drugs – social drugs. They make you want to be with friends. You’re out in the open. You’re not in a bathroom. I really don’t like coke. It’s so gross and so dark. It’s like what are you, from the Nineties? Ew.
Wasn’t coke more of an ’80s drug that’s been around ever since, and didn’t ecstasy become super popular during the ’90s? It’s funny how Miley is disgusted with the past when so much of her shtick is inspired by it—twerking has been around forever; Brigitte Nielsen rocked her “short hair, don’t care” hairstyle back in the ’80s; and Miley admitted that she was trying to pull a Sinead O’Connor in her “Wrecking Ball” music video. Hate to break it to you, Miley, but “Nothing Compares 2 U” was released in 1990. Oh, and weed’s been popular since the ’60s. So don’t “Ew” the past, Hannah Montana!
Speaking of drugs, it’s possible that Miley got high off of licking that sledgehammer in her “Wrecking Ball” video. “That sledgehammer was heavy as s**t, though,” she said. “My arms were so sore the next day. And they didn’t tell me it was painted, so I was licking it, and they were like, “Don’t lick that!”
Miley also said that she’s trying to get high in another way—she wants to go on the first commercial Virgin Galactic trip to space. So maybe she can actually do something innovative by becoming the first person to twerk in space, and hopefully she’s having a teddy bear astronaut suit made for the occasion. Poor Liam Hemsworth missed out on the best date ever.
So do you think that Miley is fun and fascinating, or is she just trying way too hard to shock and awe?